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A lot has happened since I last posted. A LOT. First off, I discovered (during a staggering 4 1/2 hour office visit to an ophthalmologist) that I am growing a second row of eyelashes (Yes! I'm a mutant!) I now get to visit yet another more specialized ophthalmologist for all sorts of fun ways to extract said mutation. Fun! However, during this visit my boyfriend held my hand and then got my dazed tuchis into a taxicab home. It's real trippy to get your eyes dilated when your eyesight is like 20 over negative 400. Equilibrium is kinda non-existent at that point. As miserable as I was he was thrilled to find out that I was a mutant ("it explains so much") that he proposed to me the very next day! Yes, MARRIAGE. As I type this I can feel the weight of his grandmother's ring on my left ring finger. So yeah. This whole week has pretty much been spent gazing at it (through two sets of eyelashes, no less.) This is pretty much the happiest I've ever been. I didn't think anything could top that off, but then I got an email from someone from the Jewish Museum of Philadelphia. Seems he wants to do a Plotz retrospective (in either Spring 2003 or 2004). I know. A whole exhibit devoted to all things Plotz. I'm pretty excited about it. As details emerge I will post them here. You betcha.